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(Contains: ideologically sensitive material)
There's a certain place on the outskirts of the town
Scrap wood and lead pipes and junk all around
Injection needles all stuck in a dartboard
A hand-sewn glove on a makeshift home base

If you're in a jam, you can call her anytime
Out there in the field circled by power lines
Chaotic vigilante, she answers to no man
Metal bat brandished in her left hand

Radios that play static and white noise
Flickering neon bunny girls from Playboy
If you want her help, she asks for collateral
Certain fruit from a poppy will be all

Step up and say "I ask of you, please"
Step back and present the opium seed
There's her voice in an indifferent grumble
There's nowhere for you to run, now

Pa pa pa la, pa pa pa la pa
A smoky haze and bags under her eyes
Pa pa pa la, pa pa pa la pa
Let all make way for our pinch hitter
Pa pa pa la, pa pa pa la pa
It's really her, the Panda Hero
Pa pa pa la, pa pa pa la pa
So long to our opponent's killer liner

Gossip so dark that it'd eat you alive
And the townsfolk are harpin' that it's all a contrivance
Of course we don't like her, though she's called a "hero"
But of course we keep a lookout for our dear ol' Hero

Gossip so dark that it'd eat you alive
And the townsfolk are harpin' that it's all a contrivance
Of course we don't like her, though she's called a "hero"
But of course we keep on coming to our ol' Hero

Pa pa pa la, pa pa pa la pa
And now the opposite team is up at bat
Pa pa pa la, pa pa pa la pa
Let all make way for our pinch runner
Pa pa pa la, pa pa pa la pa
She's in the game to take it from behind
Pa pa pa la, pa pa pa la pa
They've got a feeling that this won't end well

Both sides are caught up in stifling suspense
Watching as she hits the balls over the fence
And by now they've realized the game's in our favor
There's nowhere for them to run, now

Pa pa pa la, pa pa pa la pa
She's just a tramp with fire in her eyes
Pa pa pa la, pa pa pa la pa
A girl of flippancy and warning lights
Pa pa pa la, pa pa pa la pa
It's really her, the Panda Hero
Pa pa pa la, pa pa pa la pa
So long to our opponent's killer liner

Got 'em throttled, run the bases, scoreboard doesn't lie!

So long to our opponent's killer liner
edit: Revamped! :D

From the composer who brought you a song about getting drunk off your ass, here's Panda Hero: the story of a junkie who plays baseball for drugs.

...Yes, really.

Opium addict!Gumi is really really hot for some reason.... xDDD

Original: [link]

Rated for drug reference...? xD;
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Xx-RadaR-xX Featured By Owner May 15, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Every time I find good English lyrics for Vocaloid songs, they always turn out to be yours. XD
IT'S A SIIIGN!
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AnimeUSUK Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Also I was wondering if I could use these lyrics in a fanfic I am writing? Of course I will credit you.
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:iconironia-vitae:
ironia-vitae Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Sure!
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AnimeUSUK Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
THANK YOU!!! I REALLY NEEDED THIS!!! Question: Uh how do you know the player takes drugs??
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TheCittyCat Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
An opium seed is like a seeping drug or something among those lines.
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loveyouart Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2013
This song is my ear crack!!!!
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0-PandaHero-0 Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
wow, Lovely as can be
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MoonlighttheEevee Featured By Owner May 12, 2013  Student General Artist
For some reason,I never understood.
What exactly is Panda Hero about?

Sorry i'm being stupid..
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:iconthecittycat:
TheCittyCat Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
In short words, its about a girl(Gumi) who plays baseball for drugs xD
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:iconmajesticgoldenrose:
MajesticGoldenRose Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013
May I use these lyrics? I'll give credit and give you a link to video if you want. . .
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:iconironia-vitae:
ironia-vitae Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Sure!
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kawaiigirl13777 Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013
I've used this for an English Gumi cover, the lyrics are great! I've credited you in the description.
[link]
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RobloxHetaliaGurl Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
USED FOR VID <3!
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IceZelia Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh my god!! Miku-tan used your lyrics??? That's so awesome! I've heard her and I've been dieing to find the english lyrics, only to find the source of the awesome!!!!! You rock!
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:iconironia-vitae:
ironia-vitae Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
She did, indeed. Thank you! :)
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azurespiritwolf Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2012  Student General Artist
ah you were the one who wrote this? XD
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:iconironia-vitae:
ironia-vitae Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
It was indeed me. :)
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azurespiritwolf Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2012  Student General Artist
o~o/
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ChaoticVigilante Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2012
Wonderful lyrics! I'll be using them in a lyric video if I get approval from the vocalist, and I'll make sure to give credit!
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NekoTokyo Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2012  Student General Artist
I love Panda Hero!! I made a drawing but I am gonna work on another one here soon... Perdurable better looking xD!!! Nice job~!!!
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TrebleTwenty Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2012
Can I borrow some of the structure and a couple of lines to write Piano Hero?
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:iconironia-vitae:
ironia-vitae Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Sure!
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:icontrebletwenty:
TrebleTwenty Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012
Yay!
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:iconaracnea:
aracnea Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2012
u messd up a bid.
it's 'canablisim only speak little of this, playing with our singing androids as if we were big kids'
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:iconnhojemon:
nhojemon Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2012
Actually, it could be either. I don't know though
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:iconaracnea:
aracnea Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2012
ah
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CarolinaDM13 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013
Actually he/she didnīt actually mess the lyrics up, Miku-tan changed them a little thatīs all, this is the real version
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:iconaracnea:
aracnea Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013
ooooooooooooo
realy wear did u hear that?
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:iconcarolinadm13:
CarolinaDM13 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013
-_- Ask the person who wrote this lyrics
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:iconaracnea:
aracnea Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013
good point
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xXxMiZuMiXmIkOxXx Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
thanks for these, they're much easier to understand than the others XD
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machiavellianschemes Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I used your lyrics in a deviation~ I credited you, is that alright?
[link]
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:iconironia-vitae:
ironia-vitae Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Aaa, that's so rad!! :D
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:iconmachiavellianschemes:
machiavellianschemes Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
thank you so much!! your lyrics just seemed to flow so well :meow:
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Tikizip Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2012  Student Digital Artist
isnt this miku-tans english dub?
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:iconironia-vitae:
ironia-vitae Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
She did a dub with my lyrics, yes.
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LucidDreamer28 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
*_*
ive read every english translation there is and i still can't understand this freakin song
-_-
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JulySan Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2011
Can I use it, too ? :3
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:iconironia-vitae:
ironia-vitae Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Yup~ Just credit, please. :D
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JulySan Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2011
Sure (;
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GidoTurnips Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2011
Hmm. If I sang this song using your lyrics, would you have any complaints if I used the lyrics you had written before you re-vamped them? I prefer the older version. C:
Thank you for posting these!
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:iconironia-vitae:
ironia-vitae Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Sure! Do you know the original lyrics?
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GidoTurnips Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2011
Yes I do~
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:iconironia-vitae:
ironia-vitae Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Okay, then ^^
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Miku-tan Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
d-did you change the "Gossip so dark that it'd eat you alive
And the townsfolk are harpin' that it's all a contrivance"?! O A O Cause I don't remember it being that before... huh...
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:iconironia-vitae:
ironia-vitae Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Yes, I did. Sometimes I decide to change lyrics around. I get dissatisfied with them from time to time. xD; Don't worry, you're not crazy!
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XSaber-MeltdownX Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2011  Hobbyist
Awesome! Now i actually understand the message of the song... :XD: Love the idea of a druggie "hero", lol. Thanks for posting~ :heart:
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RubyStar-Wind-kokiri Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2011   Digital Artist
Ohgawd, the song is about drugs? XD SO THAT'S WHY IT MADE NO SENSE AT FIRST LOLOLOL

...That does not change my love for this song though LOL *SHOT*

I love your lyrics ouo

And btw, which song is the song about getting drunk off your ass? XD
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:iconironia-vitae:
ironia-vitae Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
xDDD
Thanks!

It's Matryoshka. :3
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RubyStar-Wind-kokiri Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2011   Digital Artist
Oh, really? XD I thought it was about Miku and Gumi totally snapping and going nuts but..I suppose nuts and drunk are the same thing kinda LOL
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